Imagine the hyperbole rolling by you in true Star Wars style...
On a not-so-distant yet strangely chic planet, horses are seldom seen at the races...

Instead you’ll find them at sophisticated uptown Discotheques where they prance the night away in white polyester jumpsuits, and sport exquisitely groomed beards...
This is the world of The Gee Gees, a funk-fuelled, medallion-wearing world of money, where horses are the undisputed kings of the dancefloor!

Any early apprehensions about a disco-themed online video slot/pub fruitie were pretty much put to rest as soon as the background music started: More hiphop than old old old-school platter-spinning, the score here not only fails to annoy, it's almost catchy.

The Gee Gees, from Microgaming software, is actually quite a decent game: Our horsy hero (for Gee Gees doubles as a funny-animal theme machine as well) eschews you to gamble on any win you spin on the reels; any number of results can come up as the player travels a giant dancefloor gameboard. This bonus round makes The Gee Gees perhaps the only online slot in which the player spends more time in the bonus round than in actual reel play. Tell you what, though: I knew he was screwed when the “mystery” feature came up; it is truly embarrassing how many times LOSE turned up.

This review should be longer, but I'm off to play some more Gee Gees.